If you’re well dressed, she thinks you’re a playboy.
If you’re not, she thinks you’re rugged.
If you kiss her, you’re not a gentleman.
If you don’t, you’re not a gentleman too.
If you praise her, she thinks you’re a liar.
If you don’t, you’re not understanding.
If you make romance, you’re an experienced man.
If you don’t, you’re a half-half man.
If you propose love within a brief acquaintanceship,you’re a fresh guy.
If you propose love later, she wonders why.
If you’re jealous, she says its bad.
If you’re not, she doubts your love.
If you attempt a romance, she says you don’t respect her.
If you don’t, she thinks you don’t like her.
If you listen to her,she wants you to talk.
If you talk, she wants you to listen.
So simple yet so complex,
so weak yet so powerful,
so confusing yet so desireable!!!
postscript : juz love these quote..i’ve read part of it in a novel .. and just now i saw it on a web,and so i post it here;-p

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